2,784 notesif tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
38,481 notes“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
3,670 notes*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy
36,762 notesthe only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit