if tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy
the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE
#PantsDownTour - Oxford Art Factory 21.05.2013